Thursday, February 9, 2012

Parody of Hinilawod:




From the eastern sky there was a beautiful maiden named Alunsina. Inspite of her lovely characteristics the maiden is still unmarried so, Kaptan, the king of the Gods, ordered her to marry. All unmarried Godsof the different domains of the universe came to see and get Alunsina’s hand and they all won, Alunsina gave them her detachable left hand to all the unmarried Gods who would like to have it. She choose to marry a mortal, Datu Paubari, the mighty ruler of Halawod.

Her decision angered her other suitors. A meeting of the council of the Gods were called by Maklium-sa-t’wan, God of the sea, but no one came, So he planned to bring harm to the newlyweds, he planned to destroy hilawod by flood. Alunsina and Paubari escaped harm through Suklang Malayan, sister of Alunsina, who learned the plan and warned the two.

After the flood waters subsided, Paubariand Alunsina returned to the plains secretly, suddenly, while the two are walking, Alunsina was slept and roled unto the mouth of the river, where the decided to settle. Several months passed and alunsina became pregnant. She delivered a set of triplets and summoned the high priest to perform the rites of the Gods of Mount Madya-as to ensure the good health of the children. When the ceremony has over, He opened the north side of of the room and then the three turened into handsome young men.

Labaw Dongon, the eldest of the three, asked his parents permission to go to a place called Handug for he have heard that Angoy Ginbinitan, a beautiful maiden, lived. The journey took several days, for he have realized that he’s on a wrong path. So he walked across plains, climbed up mountains until he reached the mouth of halawod river, noticing that he’s finally home and the maiden is at their neighborhood. The father of the maiden asked Labaw Dongon to fight the monster Manalintad as part of his dowry. He went off to confront the monster and with the help of his magic belt, Labaw killed the monster and brought to Angoy Ginbinitan’s father the mnsters tail.

Labaw Dongon and his bride proceeded home after the wedding. The moment they arrived home, Labaw Dongon told his mother to take care of his wife because he is taking another quest, this time to get the hand of Abyong of Tarmabang Burok.

Labaw won the hand of Abyong and also took her home. Before long he went to another journey, this time to Gadlum to ask for the hand of Malintang Yawa who is the young bride of Saragnayan, the lord of Darkness.

The moment he set foot on the ground, Saragnayan blocked him and startes fighting. Labaw submerged Sargnayan underwater for seven years, suddenly, labaw fell with no consciousness, for he can’t breathe underwater that long, so he was imprisoned by Saragnayan beneath his house.

Back home, Angoy, and Abyang both delivered sons. Only few days after they were born, Aso Manga and Manga Aso embarked to look for their father. They rode their sailboats through the region of eternal darkness and row back home to asked where their father is, hen they rode again and finally reached Saragnayan’s home. Manga Aso challenged Saragnayan to a duel and defeated it, giving him the freedom of his father.

Labaw dongons defeat and subsequent imprisonment angered his brother Humadapnon that he swore to God of Madya’-as that he would avenge on all saragnayans followers.

Sunday, January 8, 2012

AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF EDELYN GUIA

Edelyn R. Guia, was born on October 21, 1986 at Bongabong, Tangub City, Misamis Occidental. Her parents Edilberto and Esterlita Guia are currently living at Tangub City, Misamis Occidental with her six siblings. She is the oldest daughter of 7 children. Now, she currently living with her relatives at Vista Real Classica, Commonwealth Quezon City. She was inspired by her uncle being a CPA since she was in her secondary level and dreamed to become a CPA someday.

She is currently studying at New Era University in Quezon City, taking up BS Accountancy. She worked on her studies to maintain her grades for her scholarship. She believe that her life learned who truly she is. She have also learned who her friends are and how to distinguish honest people from a crowd. Her college experience so far has been with stressful moments and peaceful moments but she look back with no regrets.

From her experiences, She have learned to regard every life experiences as if she have nothing to lose and so much to gain through her experiences itself. She have learned to stand by her beliefs and to fight for what is right for her to accomplish her dreams and know that on her success made her family happier and made her feel like a better person.

Friday, January 6, 2012

3 Poems:




              Hands held me gently from the day I took my first breath,
             Helped to guide me as I took my first step.
            Hands held me close when the tears would start to fall.
            Hands were quick to show me that would take care of it all.


           My  hands were there to brush my hair, or straighten a wayward bow.
            Hands were often  to comfort the hurts that didn't always show.
          Hands helped hold the stars in place, and encouraged me to reach.
          Would clap and cheer and praise when I captured them at length.

        Hands would also push me, though not down or in harms way.
        Hands would punctuate the words, just do what I say.
        Hands sometimes had to discipline, to help bend this young tree.
          Hands would shape and mold me into all success I could be.


       My hands are now twisting with age and years of work,
          Now needs my gentle touch to rub away the hurt.
        Hands are more beautiful than anything can be.
         And this are the reason I am me.


Look Forward To Tomorrow

I thought I lost everything
As nothing was left behind
But I heard about the others
And thoughts began to fill my mind.

I was lucky I survived
That very tragic day
Unlike the others who now weep
For their loved ones passed away.

Tears started pushing out my eyes
Tears that I tried to conceal
I wondered if it was all dream
Cause I can’t tell if it was real.

Cries would coalesce with the breeze
And sobs would merge into the air
But even through our hardest times
I know for sure that God is always there.


I’ll stand up and forget the past
And surpass each pain and sorrow
Look forward to a new beginning
And do better tomorrow.



Could You Hear Her Crying?


Our mother Earth is dying
Couldn’t you hear her crying

What used to be clear blue waters
Is now filled with garbage showers

We couldn’t enjoy our summer
Because of the irregular rains wasn’t that a bummer?

So now can you see why she is crying?
It’s all our fault we’re really not trying


We should be responsible
We should recycle and segregate our trash
So our world will have a better future
And Mother Earth will stop crying, at last.
 

Parody of Fables:

 The Dog and the Tiger

“Luxury without freedom is not worth having”


 One night, in the forest the Tiger, who was so hungry. He was almost skin and bone, met a large, sleek Dog, who was as strong as he was fat. The Tiger would gladly have made a meal of him, but he knew he could never win a fight with the Dog in his condition. So, bidding the Dog goodnight very humbly, he praised his good looks.

                “It would be easy for you,” replied the Dog,” to be as fat as I am, if you liked. Leave this forest, where you and your friends can hardly find enough to eat and often die of hunger. Follow me, and you shall live much better.”

                “What do I have to do?” asked the Tiger. “Almost nothing,” answered the Dog; “just chase away robbers, and fawn upon the folks of the house. You will, in return, be fed all sorts of nice things, bones and table scraps to say nothing of many a friendly pat of the head.” The Tiger, at the picture so much comfort, nearly shed tears of joy. They trotted off together, but, as they went along, the Tiger noticed a bare spot on the Dog’s neck.

                “What is that mark?” he asked. “Oh, nothing,” said the Dog,” only the merest trifle. The collar I wear when I am tied up rubs my fur.”

                “Tied up!” exclaimed the Tiger, with a sudden stop.
                “Tied up!” You mean you cannot always run where you please?” “Well, not always,” said the Dog. “ But what does that matter?” “It matters so much to me,” rejoined the Tiger,

Tiger was so worried about what he saw, he touch the Dog’s neck, then suddenly, the mark was gone. The Dog was so shocked for what happen. Tiger said, “that your life shall not be mine at any price!” Then Tiger leaping away, he ran once more to his native forest as saying goodbye to the Dog.

Short Story:

Annie’s Test


“ Solving a problem requires both determination and inspiration.”




                “ I don’t need anyone causing trouble in my camp.” The captain, was looking right at Annie, and she was mortified.  Disguise as a man, she had just arrived at the training camp and she was already making mistakes! Because of her, a huge cauldron of rice had been knocked over and there was rice everywhere.
               
                “ Thanks to your friend Ping,” Captain Dan continued, pointing to Annie,” you will spend tonight picking up every single grain of rice. And tomorrow, the real work begins!” The other glared accusingly at her. She groaned inwardly.
                The next morning, Annie was awakened by her friend named Mitch .” All right. Rise and shine, sleeping beauty!”

                Annie was exhausted from staying up the whole night before, and every muscle in her body ached. Pulling her clothes on as fast as she could, she rushed to catch up with the rest of the men.

                Captain Dan was already addressing the troops. “ You will assemble swiftly and silently. And anyone who acts otherwise will answer to me.” He pulled an arrow out and drew his bow. The men in the front row jumped back, terrified. The captain fired the arrow at a high wooden pole behind him.

                He motioned to Ben, one of the soldiers who had been taunting Annie earlier.” Thanks for volunteering. Retrieve that arrow.”

                “ Oh, I’ll get that arrow, pretty boy.” The disgruntled soldier sneered at him.
                “ You seem to be missing something,” said Captain Dan calmly. From a box, he removed two heavy bronze disks and tied them to Ben wrists.
                “ One represents discipline. The other represents strength. You need both to reach the narrow.”

                Confident, Ben approached the pole. But as he tried to climb it, it became obvious that the weights were too much for him, and he crashed to the ground. Ping and Annie also put all their effort into climbing the pole, but they both collapsed at the bottom, drained.

                Disgusted with this pathetic lot of soldiers, Capt. Dan decided to begin the rest of the training. Annie tried to practice with the others, but they were only interested in tricking her into looking bad. Feeling discouraged, she started to think that maybe she wasn’t cut out to be a soldier.

                Seeing that Annie was about to give up, Captain Dan handed Annie her horse’s reins, and nodded at her approvingly. He was glad that this soldier was at last beginning to realize he did not belong in the army. Shoulders slumped in the defeat, Annie took the reins from him and turned to leave. Then, something inside her made her turn around and look at the pole again. At that moment she made a decision: She had to succeed! She had joined the army to save her father’s life and she would not give up.

                Her brow furrowed in fierce determination, Annie dropped the reins and marched over to the pole. She started to climb it and feel again. Then, an idea came to her. Tying the bronze disc together, Annie used their weight to help pull herself up the pole.
               
                In awe, the rest of the men watched her shimmy up to the top. With her courage and determination, she had finally gained their trust and admiration. From now on, they would be proud to have this soldier as part of their army.

Animal Tales:

Nancy  to the Rescue

“Everyone deserves a chance to explain.”

                
               Nancy was  a very sad dog. Her owners had gone away, leaving Aunt Roxanne to care for her and the baby until they returned. Taking care of the baby was a joy of Aunt Roxanne. But she had no time for dogs. Poor Nancy was chained in the yard, wishing Kim and Alley would come home soon. To make matters worse, it was starting to rain.

                Suddenly Nancy sat up. Something was moving toward the house.
                “Arf! Arf Arf!” Nancy barked.
                “ Be quiet!” shouted Aunt Roxanne.

                Then, in the moonlight, Nancy could see a rat creeping up a vine to the baby’s room!
                “ Hey, “ called a friendly voice. It was Nancy’s friend Rowly.
               
                Rowly wasted no time. He rushed in a backdoor and dashed upstairs. The rat was already scurrying towards the cradle.
                Nancy heard Rowly and the rat fighting. She tugged with all her might and pulled free of the chain. Barking loudly, Nancy ran into the house.

                Aunt Roxanne heard the commotion in the nursery and ran to see what was the matter. The baby was crying and the room was a mess.

                “Oh! Oh! You dreadful dogs!” she cried. “ Oh, the poor baby!” She thought Nancy and Rowly had tried to hurt the child.
               
                There was no way for Nancy to explain. Aunt Roxanne locked Rowly in a closet and called the dogcatcher. Then she tied Nancy up outside again.
                “ Imagine, trying to hurt a helpless little baby!” she said. “ You should be ashamed!”

                Just then, Nancy heard Kim and Alley return home. She barked and barked until they let her loose. Then she dashed back to the nursery with them close behind.

                “ Keep those vicious dogs away from the baby!” Aunt Roxanne screamed.” They’re  jealous of him!”

                Nancy paid no attention to Aunt Roxanne. She ran to a tangled curtain and barked until Kim unrolled it.

                “A rat!” exclaimed Alley.” Why, that’s why the dogs were in here! They saved the baby!”



                Nancy was a very glad the baby was safe. Kim and Alley ask the brave Rowly to live with them always, and he was happy to agree.
               
As for Aunt Roxanne, she realized that dogs weren’t so bad after all, and sent them a tin of dog biscuits every Holidays!


Tuesday, January 3, 2012

My Report:

Region X - Northern Mindanao


I - Background Information:
                Northern Mindanao is assigned as Region X in the Philippines and composes of five provinces namely; Bukidnon, Camiguin, Lanao del Norte, Misamis Occidental, Misamis Oriental, and it covers a total land area of 20,132 km2 with a total number population of 3,952,437 (as of 2007).

Political Map of Northern Mindanao Region





            The region has a total number of 9 Cities, 84 Municipalities, and 2,022 Barangays. Northern Mindanao got the two highly urbanized City, and the regional center is Cagayan de Oro City where you can find the national government’s regional offices and so are the big establishments located in this area. While Lanao del Norte before was part of Region XII, but it was being transferred to Region X (as Central Mindanao) by Executive Order No. 36. Different cultural groups can be found in the region mostly are migrant from Cebu and Iloilo. Other group lived in the region are the Bukidnons, Manobos and Muslims.


Political divisions
                                     
Seal
Capital
Population
(2000)
Area
(km²)
Pop. density
(per km²)
1,060,265
8,293.8
127.8
74,232
229.8
323.0
473,062
2,278.6
207.6
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486,723
1,939.3
251.0
664,338
3,081.1
215.6
461,877
488.86
944.8
308,046
813.37
479.5


            Various dialect spoke in the region since various people can be found, languages like Hocano, Tagalog, Ilonggo, and Waray and the main dialect spoken in the region is Cebuano or Visaya. Most part of the province in the region especially Misamis Occidental and Oriental are forest where it is a good source of copra, lumber and abaca, coconut.



                In terms of economy where the regions mainly get their source are agricultural and produced crash crops like, banana, corn, coffee, pineapple, cabbage, onions, mangoes, and jackfruits. And so are therapeutic plant are harvested in the region. The region is the third largest producer of corn and banana in the country. But the active growth of industrial company helps to aid the economy of the region. The famous Del Monte Philippines are located at Bukidnon while its processing plant is placed in Cagayan de Oro. In Iligan City is the home of Hydroelectric plant that supplies electric power in most part of Mindanao, the National Power Corporation.
                The region is rich in tourist spot not only the beauty of natural resources surrounded in it but also the well known and famous beaches are in the region. The unspoiled beauty of paradise island of Camiguin, Bukidnon known as the region’s food basket, where you can find all types of crops and the pineapple plantation of Del Monte Phil. The beautiful twin falls of  Maria Cristina Falls of Iligan City, and many other views that you can visit. The new spot to visit is the Dolphin Island in Sinakaban, Misamis Occidental and the famous water rafting in Cagayan de Oro City.



                Going to the region is not difficult it is accessible either by air, land or water transport. Buses and jeepneys are the major means of transport in the region. Since most of the town and cities in provinces are linked by well road networks. There is an Inter-island ferry and the Lumbia Airport in Cagayan that caters domestic flights from Manila and Cebu.



People behind Region X:
·         Nikki Bacolod – 1st Runner for Search for a Star in a Million Contest.
·         Bayang – One of the country’s beautiful voices and known for her indigenous music style.
·         Noela Mae Evangelista – 2nd runner Bb. Pilipinas 2003, and crowned Ms. Queen of Tourism 2003 in     Cancun, Mexico.
·         Mark Bautista – Pop heartthrob and one of the hottest balladeers in the music industry


Events/Celebration:


·         Golden Float Parade – August 26-28, Cagayan de Oro City
·         Sakay sa Lambago – August 26-28, Cagayan de Oro City
·         Kumbira – No specific date.
·         Tuao Patronal Fiesta – October 1-2, Tuao Cagayan
·         Dawitdawit Ta Buahan – October 24, Bonbon, Camiguin
·         Alimango Festival – March 22, Lala, Lanao del Norte
·         Sagayan Festival – July 04, Tubod, Lanao del Norte
·         Kaliga Festival – July 22, Gingoog City, Misamis Oriental
·         Lubi-lubi Festival – May 22, Gingoog City, Misamis Oriental
·         Hudyaka Festival – July 12 Languindingan, Misamis Oriental
·         Dalit Festival – September 29 Tangub, Misamis Occidental

II - Literary Pieces:


Small People: Dusk in Capillahan
By Regino L Gonzales, Jr. .

(A tale of a simple village life.)

        The sun was about to set in the mountain village of Capillahan. A skinny lad wearily walked home, tired from a hard days work, dragging baskets of coal from the bowels of the coal mine to a waiting hauling truck. 
“Steaming vegetable soap followed by a wholesome bath of rain water collected in earthen jars will be good”, he promised himself.   It did not happen.  

A flock of mother hens trailed by their merry chicks met him on the yard leading to his hut cackling for their favorite corn grits. “Be patient little ones, you’ll have it in a minute”, he forced a smile and rushed to the hut to scoop a bowl of grits from an open sack. He sprinkled the grits to the delight of the small chicks. 
Shortly, colorful arrogant roosters raced in to feed on the scattered granules, competing with chicks. They were timely. They regularly arrive at sunset to feed after their daily wanderings to scratch for worms at the edges of the nearby forest.   

“You big guys…leave some to the little ones,” he shouted, raised his hands in frustration and went back to the hut to scoop more grits to satiate the flocks.
The sun had completely hidden itself at the back of the big mountain when monsoon winds suddenly pushed dark rain clouds overhead. Rain-fearing goats, previously leisurely grazing on the lush grassy plain, came bleating loudly near their shed. The lad understood their pleas and obliged. He opened the shed for them to shelter in. 

He smiled, satisfied. He had done a full days work. And ready to indulge with the steaming vegetable soup that the old woman, his beloved aunt, normally prepare for him. 
It was getting dark and he was about to enter the hut when he heard porcine cries. Hot bodies and hard snouts started rubbing and thumping his legs. They have returned. He last saw them in the morning walking away with abandon for their daily search for edible root crops.  
“God, the pigs have not been fed yet”, he exclaimed and proceeded to prepare and fill their feeding trough with the corn bran.

Dusk and the lad thought he had finally finished his menial tasks for the day. The chicks were already silent, safely tucked underneath the protective wings of their respective mother hens. The arrogant roosters were perched on branches of the trees surrounding the hut. The goats were silent. And the pigs seemed to be snoring contentedly in their corner of the shed they share with the goats. 

“Tasks are done, now dinner, never mind the steaming vegetable soap.  Will bathe, later”, he thought and walked slowly to the hut. His aunt was sweating in front of a hot earthen stove when he entered. With a small bamboo tube, she was busily blowing air into wet firewood to keep the stove fires burning. 
She glanced to him and casually mentioned that “the carabao is still relishing in the pond” and that it will be picked up in the morning by a farmer friend for plowing an adjacent corn field.

“Jesus, there’s no way finishing these tasks,” he complained to himself and plodded to a foot trail leading to the muddy pond, the buffalo’s favorite hangout. 

The meek beast reluctantly stood up and followed him after repeatedly hearing its name being called and the gentle tugging of the leading rope latched to its nostrils. 

It was late when the lad sleepily ate his cold supper. A quick bath…and he slumped onto a rough buri mat with a soft cotton pillow. His drowsy eyes gazed through the open bamboo window watching the twinkling stars.   

Sounds of a soulful ballad sang by farmers celebrating the coming of the life-giving monsoon rains filled his ears and put him restfully asleep. 


Small People: The Cemetery Keeper
By Regino L Gonzales, Jr.
(Narrative Story)
"even the dull and the ignorant;
they too have their story" (Max Ehrmann)
                There was quite a commotion when two youngsters scampered away from their drinking table at a small store. One ran like being chased by a ghost and the other stumbled covering his face with his hands. Other smiling teenagers remained seated at their table slowly sipping red local wine. “What’s happening?” I asked one young drinker I recognized. “They are scared…Steve wanted to kiss them..", replied the guy laughing and pointed to Steve standing at the corner of the store holding a glass of wine offered to him by the drinkers. 
               
                Years before 1950s, the Philippines did not have adequate primary health services and private medical practitioners were few in places other than in big cities. Many communities suffered outbreaks of ailments which could have been prevented by vaccination. The dreaded smallpox struck Steve’s town of Danao afflicting many residents, Steve among them. He was in his teens when smallpox disfigured his face with pockmarks.
               
                Steve’s real name was Esteban. Younger residents of the town addressed him as Steve while the older ones used his full name. Steve lived his teen years and many years of adulthood suffering from humiliation with his pockmarked face and a moniker in the vernacular which English equivalent is “Pockmarked Steve”.  Peered closely, Steve’s face was like being punctured with craters similar to the moon’s surface. When in a group of friends and colleagues, Steve often became the butt of jokes and invented funny tales. There were remarks that Steve had a face that even a mother could not love and that his funny face could launch a thousand laughs. Steve’s distressing predicament made it difficult for him to seek and land any job, let alone find a mate. Notwithstanding, he lived a decent and colorful life. Behind his pockmarked face, he maintained a steely resolve to find himself a respectable slot in the social structure of the community. 
  
                Steve managed to get by decently by doing sundry jobs that had few takers, by doing voluntary services and by honestly adhering to his Christian faith. He dug latrines and graves and sold candles and coffins. Some voluntary tasks and services he rendered endeared him to many residents of the town. He was almost always one of the first to offer condolences and assistance to a bereaved family and was usually around during prayers and wakes for the departed. On stage presentations during social gatherings, he always volunteered and participated as a jester, capitalizing on his terribly pockmarked face. Steve’s religiosity was also very well known in the community and was even noted by the town’s catholic priest, Father Alcoseba. He seldom missed the Sunday mass and joining any religious procession around the town.
 
                Undaunted by the playful taunts and jokes on his pockmarks, Steve learned a hilarious way to get back at his main tormentors, some of the town’s machos.
 
                Danao's menfolk embraced an unspoken and unwritten code of conduct not to harm the old, the women, and men of inferior strength. A man who fights with a woman, an old person or one much younger than him was looked down upon for having feminine attributes. To the machos, Steve was just another harmless funny chap, game for mild taunting and jesting for laughs. Certain that he will not be harmed, Steve pondered long on how to dish it out  with his persecutors.

                It was on one occasion that Steve discovered a way. He came by a group of toughies drinking and sharing jokes with men and women friends. One started to jokingly comment on his pockmarked face drawing grins from his friends. Steve slowly approached the guy, swiftly gripped his shoulders and planted and rubbed his pockmarked face against the guy’s. The ladies giggled and the men roared with laughter as the guy struggled to get away from Steve’s grip. Steve repeated the prank at any opportunity. And men became cautious whenever he is around. Since then he received fewer and fewer taunts and jokes.

                I and my friends met and talked with Steve few times and found him a very friendly and dignified person. He addressed us in the vernacular of ‘Lads’, in Danao, an expression of esteem for younger ones. He always inquired how far we were from finishing our studies.

                Few years after graduation, I moved to work in Manila, which at that time is like moving from the Philippines to another country. When Grandmother Crispina, passed on, I came back to Danao for her funeral and encountered Steve again during Grandmother’s wake. “How are you Lad? How’s life?”, he inquired. I smiled and mumbled some greetings to him. When grandmother was interred, I saw Steve help lift and lower her coffin to the concrete tomb.
 
                I went back home again to Danao when Aunt Margarita passed away. This time I noticed a small house near the cemetery with kids running around the yard and candles and flowers sold at the base of the house. Then I saw Steve came out. He shook my hands, muttered “How are you Lad”, offered condolences and went with me into my Aunt’s burial tomb.  Unlike before, the cemetery was now very well kempt and trees overlook the tombs. I learned later that Father Alcoseba had earlier employed Steve to tend the catholic cemetery and that he found a loving a mate, built a small house on a lot fronting the cemetery and had children. Steve ultimately found his calling and succeeded in altering his humiliating moniker.

                I left Danao confident that the serenity of my ancestors’ resting place was watched over by ‘Steve, the Cemetery Keeper’.